March 10, 2009

Is it Bad...?

- if you feel up meg tighe and don't remember it

- if you call someone a dipaolo while dipaolo is right behind you

- if you say "nigga" (without the "er") in front of a black acquaintance

- if wendy has to help you

- if we bukakke wendy

- if nick d. is your surgeon

- if a girl farts

- if you got some siblings

- if coach carter makes out with tren pak in the auditorium

- if you whet wee in public

- if the menu you're reading says "No MSG upon request"

- if you're under 30 and have just a mustache

- if you get a tiny bit of poop on your underwear

- if you eat meat and dairy together

- if i've pooped every color except blue/violet

- if you want neri's "D" in or around your mouth

- if you're an avid fan of Dave Matchoos Baynd

- if you end up in the tombs for selling bags of sugar (or PCP)

- if your roommate confuses your drunken stupor with an attempt to choke him

- if you don't shave, wear no shirt, prevent forest fires, and scratch your hairy tummy while grunting Bruce Springsteen lyrics

- if you hit a ball signed by Babe Ruth into the clutches of a beast

- if A-Rod's urine has more steroids in it than it does urine

- if A-Rod's face continues to look the way it does

- if Bean asks to take a sip of your beverage

- if Yo Yo Ma is your opponent

- if josh kneer drinks his own pee

- if you fall for the banana in your tailpipe

- if you watch more than 15 spins on meatspin

- if you are one of the Lawrence brothers

- if you forget who sings "Come on Eileen"...
... actually, no. that's not bad. but if you think The Cure sings "Come on Eileen," well... it's not good.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

....its not good...quality post btw

qualitypoop said...

i can't believe that chick got so pissed off...who fuckin gives a shit about 'come on eileen' anyway

Outraged UNC Female said...

i was drunk and on the verge of doming you until you opened your stupid mouth.

It'sBonkaz said...

drunken stupors

Don Popolio said...

is it bad if you pee in a girl?