January 26, 2009

We hold these truths to be self evident...

233 years ago this month, it became clear that the people of this nation would refuse to live under tyranny.










229 years later, we once again risked our lives, liberty, and sacred honor so that we might awaken the people to a truly subtle oppressor.





January 9, 2009

New York Post

This should come as news to know one but the New York Post is a fucking absurd publication. As hilarious as the continuous presence of an asterisk next to New England’s record during last season, or as their treatment of Bonds was, the Post’s covers often prove why it is widely considered to be pure smut. Then again, some covers are pretty damn funny. 


The Post tried to give a meaningful endorsement but instead ended up with the words “COP SEX RING” in giant boldface type right next Obama’s head.


http://www.nypost.com/seven/11222007/img/front112207.jpg http://www.nypost.com/seven/12232007/img/back122307.jpg

It is a rule of the Post that if you are a sports figure they are pissed at, you will be photoshopped into something ridiculous.


http://www.nypost.com/seven/01222008/img/front012208.jpg

Or they could just ask Arnold Schwarzenegger for what to say.



This picture isn’t so much funny as it is awesome. The Boss and Obama in the same frame, what more could you ask for?


I can't explain this.


http://www.nypost.com/seven/08292007/img/front082907.jpg http://www.nypost.com/seven/03112008/img/front031108.jpg http://www.nypost.com/seven/12302008/img/back123008.jpg

The Post really lives by the idea that if it's in context, it's fair game.


http://www.nypost.com/seven/06272007/img/front062707.jpg

But really, who needs context?


Yup, this should be the cover on the anniversary of September 11.