February 21, 2008
February 17, 2008
If this bitch wants to throw bows, I'm game.
Notice how fucked up her face is, I bet she has AIDS. I also took notice to the drum kit in the background, what the fuck is up with that? I DIDN'T KNOW WHITE TRASH COULD AFFORD LUXURIES
Reyshawn Terry (Aris)- Graduated from UNC last year to be drafted 44th overall by the Magic. He was then traded for the last pick in the draft and (not much) cash. He won a national title his sophomore year in stadium that can fit 70,000 people and now plays home games in a glorified gym that’s barely better the state prison-funded palace at Beacon High School.
Lonny Baxter (Panionios)- Graduated from
Qyntel Woods (Olympiakos)- Graduated from
Marc Jackson (Olympiakos)- Yelled “Unstoppable, Baby!” at the
Then there’s a whole crew of other NBA dropouts/non-draftees like Michael Batiste, Tony Delk and Terrence Roberts but more ridiculous is the list of players that played here at one point or another during their career.
Dominique Wilkins (1996 Greek Cup Tournament MVP)
Bob McAdoo (UNC grad)
John Salley (black guy with annoying laugh on Best Damn Sports Show Period…which sucks.)
Gerry McNamara (unspeakably ging)
Dino Radja (same name as pet dinosaur in The Flintstones)
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf (Muslim guy with Tourrete’s who refused to stand for the national anthem)
Ruben Patterson (recently demoted to LA Clippers)
Rolando Blackman (not Renaldo Balkman)
The Greek Super League, where washed up 40-yr-old superstars, mediocre marginal role players, and spoiled pieces of shit go to delude themselves by winning effortlessly…and die.
February 15, 2008
February 14, 2008
So while others are eating their chocolate or condemning violence towards women, I'm going to be thinking about a special day when a special girl approached me at my locker and said, "Hey Phil, I got your carnation." And then Nick D. lost it.
To Phil's Second Stalker: Would you like to jingle my winter balls?
There are so many more classics I want to write here, but I know I would forget some or misquote, so I'll leave those to all of you.