December 12, 2007

Where Are They Now?

Watching the Heisman presentation, the one where Tebow's dick was sucked by all, got me thinking about former Heisman winners. There are plenty of them that went on to win Super Bowls and even make it into the Hall of Fame, but there are also those past winners who pulled major Devitos when they got out of college. I have compiled a short list of former Heisman winners and other great college athletes that shit their pants after college. Lets see what they are up to these days.

Jason White
Why We Know Him - Former University of Oklahoma QB who won the Heisman Trophy in 2003
Where The Fuck Is He Now? - After nearly winning two Heisman trophies, White was not drafted and did not receive any tryout requests. Then the K.C. Chiefs held a tryout for him....after which he still wasn't signed. He then quit football citing "weak knees" hahaha. Just 4 years removed from winning the Heisman, he currently owns a sports memorabilia store.

Jared Zabransky
Why We Know Him - Former Boise State QB who led Boise to a win over Oklahoma in last seasons Fiesta Bowl (One of the best games ever in my opinion..if you don't agree then fuck you)
Where The Fuck Is He Now? - Despite being put on the cover of NCAA Football O8, Zabransky was not drafted. He was later signed by the Texans, then cut 2 months later. He is currently a practice squad all star for the Texans.

Chris Leak
Why We Know Him - Won the National Championship as Florida's QB.
Where The Fuck Is He Now? - After not getting drafted, he signed as a free agent with the Bears. He was cut in September in favor of Kyle Orton.(Ouch) Leak has since announced his intentions to play for team Florida in the AAFL, which is a pro league that requires its players to be college graduates.(I really wonder how they field any teams)

Eric Crouch
Why We Know Him - Won the Heisman in 2001 as Nebraska's QB.
Where The Fuck Is He Now? - After being drafted by the Rams as a WR, he went to the Packers to play QB, but left after Aaron Rodgers was drafted. He had short stints in NFL Europe and the CFL before retiring. He, along with Chris Leak, has signed on to play in the ridiculous AAFL.

Quincy Carter
Why We Know Him - Former NFL QB, lifelong drug addict.
Where The Fuck Is He Now? - After "retiring" from the NFL he spent some time in the CFL before being cut for what team reps say "A serious marijuana problem". Shortly after, he signed on to play in the AF2, the Arena Football League Minor Leagues.....yes the Arena League's Minor League affiliate. On November 29, 2007 Carter was admitted to Hanley Centher rehab Center.

Marcus Vick
Why We Know Him - Former Virginia Tech QB, Bro of Mike Vick.
Where The Fuck Is He Now? - After being dismissed by Va. Tech, he was signed as a free agent by the miserable Dolphins, but later released. After being dismissed from Va. Tech he was quoted as saying, "It's not a big deal. I'll just move on to the next level, baby." Vick has done nothing with his life since getting cut besides be a huge d bag. In June 2007 he was the defendant in a civil lawsuit on behalf of a 17 year old girl alleging they had a two year long relationship and Marcus Vick provided her alcohol and marijuana and asked her to have sex with other men.

2 comments:

qualitypoop said...

soon to be on this list: 1999 1st pick Tim Couch and 2002 1st pick David Carr.

The Hebrew Hammer said...

Brenda Vick and Michael Boddie are the worst parents the world has ever seen.