Why are all my econ assignments graded out of 12.5?
MTV recently aired a sing-a-long version of Legally Blonde: The Musical
Why is it necessary for a CVS brand tin of cashews to have the allergy warning “CONTAINS CASHEWS?”
A local commercial for “Better Basketball” instructional tapes claims that in the history of the game, no one has mastered the jump shot like J.J. Reddick.
Throughout my lifetime, multiple girls have asked me if guys wipe their dicks after they piss.
Play the Arpon-Brown-Wall Game! (admittedly, it’s a bit weak at only 60% right now)
Two things I may never witness in my lifetime:
1) Nick D being right (about anything).
2) Eli Manning not sneaking Jim Beam in-between snaps.
I kicked the crap out of
Isaiah Thomas needs to be out.
Tim Tebow’s dick is probably a dark, deep blue by now so you can go ahead and take your collective mouth off it.
Sen. Sam Brownback, Gov. Mike Huckabee and Rep. Tom Tancredo, all candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination, do not believe in evolution.