I've noticed that in recent years, the 'fortunes' inside of fortune cookies have become less of fortunes and more like 'ruminations for the philosopher on the run.' Today, though, the magical slip of destiny gave me an actual fortune: "You will succeed in everything." Inspired by this, I figured I'd succeed in posting my Chinese Fortune Cookie Hall of Fame:
"You love Chinese food."
"If you are still hungry, have another fortune cookie."
"Lucky you. Get out your party clothes. The clean ones."
The lotto...I mean 'lucky'...numbers on these don't match up, so I guess I won't be successful in winning the lottery, which is too bad, because that had been my career plan up until now. But, as they say, "HEEEYYYYYYY...ya neva know."