August 27, 2007

Thought processes of the person in front of me as they travel at 20 mph below the speed limit

Acceptable:
"I'm so fucking lost."
"I shouldn't have had that much tequila."
"Damn, this is the best blow-J ever"
"Shit, is that The General behind me?"

More Likely:
"Well, there's no sign, so the speed limit must be 17."
"Am I gay? I better slow down to consider it."
"I should've bought a Hummer to drive my kids to musical practice."
"Back in my day, carriages had horses."
"Come on, you can say it...pork fly ly..."
"I'm Arpon Ray driving a car for the first time in my life."

3 comments:

qualitypoop said...

arpon is an asian driver

Fina Fina Bunt Bunt said...

Why did you abbreviate the action, "blow job?"

The Hebrew Hammer said...

Go see Superbad; it will all make sense.