August 27, 2007

Thought processes of the person in front of me as they travel at 20 mph below the speed limit

"I'm so fucking lost."
"I shouldn't have had that much tequila."
"Damn, this is the best blow-J ever"
"Shit, is that The General behind me?"

More Likely:
"Well, there's no sign, so the speed limit must be 17."
"Am I gay? I better slow down to consider it."
"I should've bought a Hummer to drive my kids to musical practice."
"Back in my day, carriages had horses."
"Come on, you can say it...pork fly ly..."
"I'm Arpon Ray driving a car for the first time in my life."


qualitypoop said...

arpon is an asian driver

Fina Fina Bunt Bunt said...

Why did you abbreviate the action, "blow job?"

The Hebrew Hammer said...

Go see Superbad; it will all make sense.