"I'm so fucking lost."
"I shouldn't have had that much tequila."
"Damn, this is the best blow-J ever"
"Shit, is that The General behind me?"
"Well, there's no sign, so the speed limit must be 17."
"Am I gay? I better slow down to consider it."
"I should've bought a Hummer to drive my kids to musical practice."
"Back in my day, carriages had horses."
"Come on, you can say it...pork fly ly..."
"I'm Arpon Ray driving a car for the first time in my life."