July 28, 2007

Things We've Convinced Ourselves Are True

DiPaolo's dad is Ron Jeremy.

The Mets are still paying off Mo Vaughn's contract.

Sudeep was on Jeopardy...along with Marvia Oates, Cristina Moncada, and Paul Cody.

Phil threw up in a girl's mouth and/or vag.

Sandberg's wang could crush a bear.

Jose Reyes starts every single sentence with the phrase "I mean, you know..."

Nick D. is wrong 100% of the time.

Ronde Barber robs banks while messed up on coke, while Tiki reads to underprivileged school children.

DiPaolo's favorite book is the Joy Luck Club.

Mrs. Nick D holds rank in the U.S. military.

We're any of us to go sees-fo-sees (6-6) we would say "Wow."

There is a bear on Arthur Avenue.

Juan Gonzalez and Nappy Roots are playing backgammon in a cellar in some far away
galaxy after having vanished off the face of the earth.

Block leads a double life as Eli Manning.

Little Girl has sucked off 72% of the male population in the Hudson Valley.

Seeing that Grande, putting a DeVito on a DiPaolo, or whet-weeing a misfoot are conceivable situations.

John Papalia is Bobby Valentine.

Steve Smith's girlfriend had an extra flap of skin on her vagina. It was subsequently operated on.

Compiled by Juan C., Smilo, Killa Kame, Sandberg, Nick D.
(Yes, for a collaborative effort this is pathetic.)

Dedicated to Sandberg's genitalia.


Anonymous said...

Dipaolo doesn't have yellow fever... wait.

Anonymous said...

I would encourage you to delete your May 26, 2005 post immediately lest you get into serious legal trouble for defamation of character. I'm talking immediately.

qualitypoop said...

that guy!

the rza said...

if you want beef then bring the ruckus
wu-tang clan aint nuttin ta fuck with