June 15, 2006
"I Really Don't Have a Speech..."
As many of you may already know, I am salutatorian for the Class of 2006 at Somers High School. One of the great responsibilities of this position, aside from being kratschmer's bitch, is to speak at the opening of graduation. With time running out, it's looking more and more like I'm gonna pull a Choi... which actually would be amazing, but I'm not doin it. With that said, I encourage all of you to post suggestions for my speech. Make them as ridiculous as you want or as realistic as you want. It can be an idea, a quote, or a ridiculous stunt. Anything that really says something about our class. I can promise that most of the suggestions will not be used, but some may, and, if not, they may at least give me ideas. And, if I get enough ridiculous shit, I will write an unedited version of my speech to be posted on Bonsai. Gimme somethin' fresh.