May 13, 2006

Look- A -Likes

Here are some look-a-likes that I have compiled over the last few months, which I feel like I should share with everyone. For some of these people I do not have pictures for, so you will have to deal with it. I did not come up with all of these on my own; I just feel the need to let everyone see what many of us have been talking about this year.

Mike J. vs. Mike J Look-a-Like - “J” look-a-like is a freshman kid that was discovered a few months ago, when someone realized that there was another Mike Jones roaming the halls. All I know about this kid is that he might not even be Asian at all, and that he does not pack lips as fat as the real Mike J does.

Nick Debellis vs. Jason Biggs – Similar in so many ways.

Mrs. Debellis vs. Parula Bell – If you have not seen Parula from the Yorktown Taco Bell, I suggest you make the trip because even Nick D. will admit that she looks like his mom.

Mr. Debellis vs. Eugene Levy – The third uncanny Debellis family look-a-like.

Block vs. Block – Lets not lie to ourselves, block has no neck and is shaped like a square.

Florida Gator’s Center Joakim Noah vs. The Worlds Ugliest Dog – Joakim is quite possibly the ugliest athlete I have seen since Patrick Ewing and McMonk. He has a ridiculous resemblance to the world’s ugliest dog.

Somers Junior Mike D’amore vs. UCLA guard Jordan Farmar – Many of you probably do not know both of these people but if you do you have to think that they look the same.

Lunch Lady Judy vs. Little Richard – They both wear the same amount of makeup.

Troll vs. This thing – Troll really resembles anything that isn’t attractive.

Tony Vegliante vs. Ralphie from “The Andy Milonakis Show” – They look, sound, and sometimes act the same.

Shane (the kid that sprints through the halls) vs. Lionel Richie – Give this kid 40 years and he will look identical.

12 comments:

thespicyspaniard said...

well said... however, this post NEEDS pictures of J and his look alike. idk how to go about getting them, but it's gotsta happen.

The Hebrew Hammer said...

how is it that i have never heard anyone mention this judy/little richard resemblance? amazing. as a side comment, if block read this site, he would beat the crap out of all of us (you know he would WRECK us)

ton veg said...

(o shit i forgot the y in tony)anyway thats dick newman. And a take control danny noonan/ a danny noonan look a like

the reverend jesse jackson said...

what about ryan d and the slightly more retarded ryan d?

Moni said...

you say my wife a looka like Mrs. Nick D. This is preposterous! Parula is my one and only love other than quesodillas! Im a gonna breaka you thumbs!

BLOCK said...

My name is not Block. You mess with block you mess with death! Yo man, the Block Klan aint nothin to F*#@ with

Fina Fina Bunt Bunt said...

hey moni i have an idea, go suck off a horse you indian piece of shit.

moni said...

oh yeah, i'll shove so many tacos up your ass, you'll think you were Mexican! Moni Rules!

Tuppa said...

I dont know who this mathewprice character is, but i can tell that he's a big faggot.

The Hebrew Hammer said...

why did moni have an italian accent?

Fina Fina Bunt Bunt said...

why does moni like to rub his dick in the taco meat? because his wife is a fat piece of shit and she doesnt put out.

The Hebrew Hammer said...

I'd also like to point out one that Cawley (BIG GIRL) observed on basically the first day of school...
sandberg and ben stiller