With the plethora of random and often worthless high school clubs, its about time we broke down what each club actually does...if its anything at all that is.
Pros- bullshit constitutions, opportunities for free stuff, and they pay for Jack D.
Cons-Taken too seriously...honestly who cares.
Pros- Allows for ridiculous irony
Cons- They are actually against substance abuse
Pros- Trips, namely Arthur Avenue
Cons- Require people to at least feign interest in something other that the trips.
Animal Awareness/Adoption Club
Pros- Get Wrecked Kid Cheo!!!!!
Cons- Not an actual club...maybe in college
Gay and Lesbian Alliance
Pros- Posts the word "lesbian" all over school
Cons- Can't get us a friggin assembly
Pros- They play "Come Sail Away" and "Pinball Wizard."
Cons- They play "Come Sail Away" and "Pinball Wizard," very badly.
National Honor Society
Pros- Outstanding carnations (To Steve Smith: We find you annoying. From: Everybody)
Cons- Forces people to be within 100 feet of Poops for at least once a week, and also carnation sales are only once a year.
Whatever club it is that put up those global warming signs
Pros- Now there is a clear winner for largest association of douchebags, finally breaking the tie between the College Board and the French.
Cons- The moments I wasted reading those signs have made me a dumber, slower, more pissed off person than ever before.