May 19, 2005

Mr. Poopie Fingers

Saikrishna Pataibandla (I don't care if it's not spelled right...just cause you're indian doesn't mean you can overcomplicate your name) is possibly the strangest kid of Somers High School. Those of you who do not know who Poopie Fingers is, look for someone who runs like a Kenyan, who can totally camoflauge in the night, resembles Nightcrawler, and most importantly-has fingers that look like shit. But in all fairness, according to him he got fingers that look like poop from a tragic bicycle accident that left him with stones lodged into his fingers and magically also gave him a tan.

Poops is a vegetarian for religious purposes, but I witnessed him in a Chinese buffet in Brewster, New York sneaking in illicit substances...not marijuana but actually BBQ chicken and steak and broccoli.

Poops is also a big fan of the pornography. He once came to my house and demanded to use my computer cause his computer was 'filled with porn to the brim' [the brim of what is my question]..funny thing is that my parents heard him. Furthermore once on the bus he asked us if anyone saw Lord of the G-Strings. No one responded but he continued nevertheless and said "It's good besides the fact that it has no cum shots." [and yes that is a direct quote]. I also heard while discussing Trisch Stratus, Saikris said he'd "Take the shit in and out of her ass" [another direct quote].

To Be Continued...

5 comments:

The Hebrew Hammer said...

POOOOOOPS!!

The Token Female said...

I always thought he was just too weird to posses hormones. I shall never forget my first poops encounter where I couldn't stop asking him "how do you KNOW me?". What a sketch

Pap Smear said...

poops' dad chased a friend of mine's car down some road in the preserves....

TK said...

Heh, you can't make this kind of shit up. It's all true, however I must digress on the validity of the first "direct quote". It was in fact, "Lord of the G-Strings is so f'in(yes he refused to say fuckin)gay because there's like no cum shots or anything." And yes he does believe he has friends.

ethan k said...

one day, as i was walking away from an nhs meeting, looking over the list of sophomores that i had to mentor, poops approached. he talks to you like hes your best friend, which is nice......i guess. anyway, i ask him about these kids on my sheet, and he looks it over. and he reads it, he points at the names of certain kids, and goes "jew, jew, jew, hes a jew, jew." man, what a funny kid. SAIKRISHNA 4 LIFE.