Saikrishna Pataibandla (I don't care if it's not spelled right...just cause you're indian doesn't mean you can overcomplicate your name) is possibly the strangest kid of Somers High School. Those of you who do not know who Poopie Fingers is, look for someone who runs like a Kenyan, who can totally camoflauge in the night, resembles Nightcrawler, and most importantly-has fingers that look like shit. But in all fairness, according to him he got fingers that look like poop from a tragic bicycle accident that left him with stones lodged into his fingers and magically also gave him a tan.
Poops is a vegetarian for religious purposes, but I witnessed him in a Chinese buffet in Brewster, New York sneaking in illicit substances...not marijuana but actually BBQ chicken and steak and broccoli.
Poops is also a big fan of the pornography. He once came to my house and demanded to use my computer cause his computer was 'filled with porn to the brim' [the brim of what is my question]..funny thing is that my parents heard him. Furthermore once on the bus he asked us if anyone saw Lord of the G-Strings. No one responded but he continued nevertheless and said "It's good besides the fact that it has no cum shots." [and yes that is a direct quote]. I also heard while discussing Trisch Stratus, Saikris said he'd "Take the shit in and out of her ass" [another direct quote].
To Be Continued...