If you think Steve Smith sucks, you clearly are not aware of the full extent of his suckiness. After all, this is a man who:
- Was excited about going to Florida because he was going to get laid by hot girls that he was supposedly friends with.
- Changed his girlfriend's name from Hillary to Sarah and back in the matter of three periods.
- Has a best friend named Teddy, who apparently once snorted twenty lines of coke after getting "mad" drunk. (Ha, Steve Smith claimed he had a friend.)
- Claims his friend Teddy banged two girls at once in the back of a cab.
- Seems to have plenty of friends from other towns, yet absolutely none in Somers.
- When heard school was being dismissed early, did a Britney Spears dance on top of a desk while singing the lyrics in math class.
- Almost moved to Guam before his parents decided against it.
- Met Britney Spears in person and had a conversation with her.
- When someone brought in donuts for a party, stood at the front of the room and in the stupidest voice I've ever heard said, "Thank you for the donuts."
- Claims his girlfriend had lukemia
(By the way, we still don't know her name)