May 26, 2005

Food for thought....

Here are a few things to mull over as you daydream during school

- If the earth was flat would you rather live on the bottom or on the top?

- Why must Ian Brennan wear a du-rag?

- Why does whet whee really whet whee?

- How many baloons would fit in the Troll's pants?

- Where is the ivy at ivy league schools?

- If every college is filled with hot chics, how come they marry all of the guys who don't go to college like carpenters and plumbers?

- If you could move your reproductive organs to any part of your body, where would it be?

- What if whipped cream didn't taste good on everything?

- If you had to walk around with a stick up your ass, what kind of tree would you prefer it came from?

- Vince Lombardi once asked, "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?". Good point Vince.

- Why does Mrs. Dentato dress and act like a prostitue? Is she trying to tell us something?

- If people with huge boobs have back problems, why don't people with with a huge ass have abdominal problems?

- How come golfers say "fore" instead of "get the fuck out of the way!!!"?

- Was White Castle once frequented by White people?

- What if your mouse pointer wasn't confined to your computer screen?

- Mr. Boire wanted to name his son Angus. If you named your son after a type of steak, which would it be?

- Why do blind people wear sunglasses?

- Why did it take an indian to invent lacrose? (beside the obvious)

- Do italians die or do they pastaway?

That is enough for now. The next time you are sitting through a Green lecture, just Dan Ponder these quuestions, mull over the good ones and rip on me for the stupid ones. Feel free to make idiotic comments or add anyting that stopped you during the day and made you think, "WHY?"

1 comment:

The Token Female said...

Nick- "What if your mouse pointer wasn't confined to your computer screen?"...imagining all the things I could do with that capability, like poke Rich Abate in the back of the neck in physics or pushing over the sophmore girls who wear too much eyeliner...or clicking and dragging free cookies right over the Trolls head, brings me a lot of joy